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by Keith Allison Question by Cap.n1Eye: What would Tiger do.? A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods.” “Tiger Woods, the golfer?” “Yeah.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.” The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.” “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do? More...

by Michael Ignatieff Question by Grand Theft Pants™ (the 7th): “Liberals”… Why would a powerful centralized government be better than a limited decentralized form of gov’t? What say you? Please answer the question. Best answer: Answer by DoorstopYou mean like Pakistan and it’s “Autonomous Tribal Regions”? Add your own answer in the comments! More...

by Brooklyn Museum Question by Malignant Narcissist: “Liberals:” If you had your way, what tax rates would people be paying in the US? So, Francoise, you feel that the people who make the most money should pay 91% of their income? Best answer: Answer by Françoise ☈1950s tax rates under Eisenhower, ie the richest paid 91% Give your answer to this question below! More...

by Richard Carter Question by went right: FREEDOM FROM THE CROSS: Do you think “jesus” would be upset that people would be throwing his name around? So much? Well I’d say on some levels say, that he should get a “cut of the loot,” cappish. www.link.20fr.com “let’s make a movie” (we need a really good sound track, with bands like phish and led zeppelin and guys like groban and uncle kracker or jackson or girls like the BARLOW GIRLS or EVENESSENCE(sp) or all the rest, because you know GOD enjoys them ) I’ll throw “jesus’s” name in on this “final toss” and it can be between me and him…just like there are things between me and “george bush” or “trey anastasio” or “madonna mountain” or “michael jordan” or “tiger woods” or “oprah winfrey”……. If they heard my story, the full story(as kate would say). They’d BE More...

by Keith Allison Question by FriskyDingo: What would golf be like with out Tiger Woods? I once heard a joke on Letterman after Nadal won Wimbledon, Letterman kept forgetting his name and acted like no one cared and they said “Tennis, like golf but without Tiger Woods.” Do you think golf would just crash without Tiger’s presence. I mean every sport has its all-stars, most sports have 1 or 2 per team, but golf is different, it seems like Tiger is their only all-star, the only one who will go on to make history. Every time Tiger wins he gets closer to making history, you can’t really say that about any other player in the field. I mean 70 wins, Hello! At the age of 33!!! Jack was 40 and Snead was 41 when they reached 70 wins. It also seems like there is no classic rivalry between him and any other player (although the media tries to make rivalries between him and paddy or phil), and he is always beating some different player every time he wins. Tiger Woods off More...

by tamahaji Question by Syn: Would it be worth Fixing this car up? I just bought a used 1995 toyota Celica with 193,000 miles on it for $ 2,800. This would be my first car, (That’s why it was so cheap) and my plan is to drive the car until it can’t take anymore and it finally dies. Obviously, since it was so cheap..it has cosmetic issues. Such as a scrape on the front bumper, the toyota emblem was taken off the front of the car, dings and a scrape across the side of the car (barely noticeable). Anyway, my question is, would it be worth getting a new emblem, repainting the front bumper, seeing if the dings can be popped out, and getting a spoiler for it? Or should I not really be too concerned with the look of the car, and just do very small things to it? Thanks so much and please, I’m a teenager…I don’t know shit about cars, if I said something stupid, be a little mature and don’t shove it in my face or call me an idiot. Best answer: Answer by mad More...

by waltarrrrr Question by NONAME: Roush accuses Toyota of stealing a sway bar. Why would Toyota steal anything from that American-made junk? Ford is crap. How many BILLIONS did they lose last year? Best answer: Answer by The Divided StatesRoush is a cheat and a hypocrite. NASCAR should give him the boot. GO TOYOTA! Give your answer to this question below! More...

Question by Willis Jeffords: Instead of the 80′s “just say no to drugs” message, would “just say no to socialism” have been better? Also, our kids would be better prepared to resist the current crop of democratic candidates. this is your brain… this is your brain on socialism… any questions? Very effective, I’d say. Best answer: Answer by Sarah TonenHow about just say no to ignorance? Add your own answer in the comments! More...

by Keith Allison Question by silverstar1996: What would happen if a tiger thought that you are a threat? I need to know what the tiger would do and what you should and shouldn’t do. I tried to search this up on google, but the results gave me “Tiger woods” And all that, not even close to what I am trying to find out. Best answer: Answer by KellyIf a tiger sees you as a threat, it will either run away or it might attack. One thing you should never do if you were to encounter a tiger in the wild is RUN. If you run, then you will look like prey and it will trigger its instinct to chase and kill you. The best thing to do is stand your ground and make yourself appear as intimidating as possible (opening your coat to look bigger, if you have a friend make them stand next to you, shout as loud as you can etc), this might frighten the tiger and will end up running away. Another thing to mention (this is the most important one, by the way) if you were to encounter a tiger, ma More...

Question by Cherry: How would I talk to my friend after that? I have a friend, she’s got a little problem. Sometimes when she starts drinking she becomes totally offensive and spontaneos and silly. Like she wants to start calling someone on the phone, or telling me, that certain race/nationality is tricky or lazy or this or that. In other words when she’s overexceeding couple of beer bottles she acts like an ignorant brat and bragging about her knowlegde, thus, making it more ridiculous about herself. We met up last weekend, she drunk twice as I did, starting acting out on me, that “I’m not a patriot” or some stupid stuff about my nationality and “you people” blablabla. so I discounted it on her drunk behavior. Still feeling that I cant stand people telling me certain things. She calls and askes to forgive her, like she wont wanna drink anymore and didnt mean to say things. Dont know if I should be ok with her after that? I can take any bullc More...